I wasn’t planning to see this movie anyway because the trailer looked skeevy, but now that I know the whole plot I just want to kill it with fire oh my god
Holy shit that is SUPER-GROSS AND VIOLATING and every single woman should read this article, and then vehemently refuse to see this movie with anyone for any reason. In fact, this would be the first time in my life that I feel like I want to walk past lines of people getting ready to buy tickets and scream the plot of the movie at the top of my lungs. I want to spoil random strangers on the street. I want every woman who has a boyfriend or husband who wants to see this movie to explain, in detail, why she not only won’t see it, but if the guy goes to see it without her anyway, she will be GONE OUT OF HIS LIFE when he gets back. with the kids, if they have any.
(That may be a slight exaggeration. But only slight.)
That was actually worse than I expected. What the FUCK.
Seriously the plot is grooooosssssssss and who the fuck thought this was a good idea
I am firmly convinced the people who do the marketing should be the ones with final approval on scripts because they’ve contorted themselves with such skill that Gumby would be jealous to make this movie look like it’s ANYTHING BUT what it really is.
Like I just want one of these people to slap a script down in front of a director and go “this is a steaming pile of shit and you absolutely cannot afford the budget that I’ll need to make this look good.”
@thebibliosphere@copperbadge Please warn people. Ugh, what is this, Captain Kirk would sit this dude down for a talk and then throw him in the freaking brig, 1967 was better than this, eww.
Oh sweet merciful gods no. Ew, no, no one go see this movie.
Oh man I love that I called it before anyone tried to drag me to see this. Disgusting, get it away, kill it with fire.
@the-ford-twin flipped it around — it says “The Game” it seems, but what else?
I also adjusted the brightness and contrast for easier visibility, but yeah. Yeah.
It looks like a symbol cipher underneath?
Yeah….
I took a look at my copy of the journal, and I’m not sure if I’m seeing it right or not, but it sort of looks like at least that cat’s eye/Bill’s eye symbol is already there all mixed up with the other wear marks:
I hope you guys realize that you’re on this train for life because not only will there be promo pictures but remember Alex’s new show is supposed to have more details next year? And he mentioned the possibilities of gravity falls comics with new content AND he might be writing on detective pikachu, not to mention the journal actually coming out
People always keep saying “im getting dragged back in” every time something new is announced and like… I’ve just accepted that this is my life and there’s no point trying to escape.
And of course we can’t forget about the deleted scenes Alex is still trying his darndest to pry from Disney’s fist! The second those are finally released, you can bet we’ll be analyzing them and writing fics/making art about them for weeks. At this point, I’m pretty sure I could be dead and new Gravity Falls content would call my skeleton out of the grave.
My interwebz is down so I figured I’d go ahead and post this up. I’m really proud of this. For my Screen Design class, we had to take a fairytale and retell it in however we wanted in storyboard form. I chose the story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears. Just as a heads-up, I’ve replaced the bears with Ursa Major/Ursa Minor, the constellation based on a bear.
I could always tell the story myself, but I figured I should let the art do the talking and only answer questions if you’re curious about it. The only hint I’ll give is to pay attention to the faces of the characters. ;D
This sucker took me 3 days to work on. I’m dead, man. ;_;
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