SMALL TALK TIP FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE SMALL TALK: Ask people if they have any pets. This is light and impersonal enough to offend no one. People who have pets are usually pretty excited to talk about them and show off pictures, so there’s a good chance that you will be looking at kitties and doggos. People who don’t have pets will usually talk about the pets they wish they had, or have had in the past. People who neither have nor want pets are pretty rare.
It’s a neutral topic to talk about but be prepared for the weirdest shit. I once spent an hour listening to a financial manager who kept tropical velvet earthworms
I feel like I’ve phased into an alternate universe
you know how japanese otakus will destroy their idol cds and merchandise if it comes out that their favorite idol has a boyfriend or whatever
im imagining that exact reaction, but instead of otakus its racist white americans destroying commemorative nascar plates and hot wheels while they screech “WHY DALE WHY”
As someone who was raised around NASCAR fans I can 1000℅ confirm that that is totally what’s happening
my favourite attribute in an anti-SJW is the complete inability to recognize when someone is clowning them to hell and back so they continue to act like its a civilized debate when the other side is like ‘i will put a fist up my ass so hard ill fly to the moon and create a fart atmosphere around it’ theyll respond to that like ‘ad heminem, try learning how to debate next time you try to come at me’
That’s because you fucking simpletons get so wound up that there are people who actually speak like that unironically. It’s at the point now where people cant even differentiate between a troll, and someone who’s being serious because they both sound identical.
Ad hominem*
im honestly speechless replying to this, i dont know how to even begin describing how you had the audacity to call me a simpleton while falling for the trick this post describes, theres not even a trick in this post, its just a description of it, but that was enough, you even corrected my eminem joke. im just. i genuinely did not think you people could be this dense but i am so fucking happy that you are cause im gonna frame this response and put it on my wall
That’s because I, and many others, genuinely cant differentiate between whether or not this post was satire or not because you simpletons piss and moan about every single. How was I supposed to know this was satire when it reads like a plethora of serious posts people have made? You remarked on a phenomena, and I gave an explanation as to why it happens. There is no tone that is translated through text, the most ironic of posts can be taken seriously because there’s no tone.
I stand by my original GIF though. Stop it. Get some help.
that sounds like your problem you dumb bitch
One time a trump supporter kept pulling out only hillary conspiracies and citing solely wikileaks so i convinced him about the reign of shapeshifting lizard people, also solely linking wikileaks.
@dertora This is the best thing I have ever heard. Also, how?
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