“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”
“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”
“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”
“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”
“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”
“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”
“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”
“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”
“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”
-6 years after turning- “Dude, I’m aging so gracefully. It’s like I’ve been 25 all this time.”
-40 years after turning- “Why are you guys all wrinkly? We’re the same age! Use lotion or something.”
-100 years after turning- “I… Might be a vampire…”
Okay… I have rolled my eyes at every single ‘humanized Bill Cipher’ design I’ve ever seen, but this is really cool and I adore it. It reminds me very strongly of some sort of Devonian fish or arthropod – something from the
Cephalaspis group, maybe.
I improved my design a bit…
I just had the sudden urge to throw myself into your arms. This is fantastic.
so the government is uses “slaves” the same people who tax dollars pay for their housing and food in prison while kids have to pay for lunch at school? you understand INMATES are used to clean up trash on roads… is that slavery? lmao the ignorance is hilarious
Yeah it actually is. Do you know what a slave is?
slaveslāv/
noun
historicalplural noun:
slaves
1.a person who is the legal property of another and is forced to obey them.synonyms:historicalserf, vassal, thrall; More
Inmate labor is slave labor.
mod v
This is the kind of commentary I like to see on my posts 👏🏽 smack that bitch down.
black codes.
I love the fact that their argument boiled down to “OMG TEHY CAN TBE SLAEVS THEY GT FREE FOOOD AN DSHETLER” like that’s not generally a given for slaves.
Wasn’t “They feed and clothe them and give them shelter!” A common phrase to justify American Chattel Slavery back in the day?
Among others.
the sheriff in question is sheriff thomas hodgson of the bristol county sheriff’s department,
located at 400 Faunce Corner Rd, North Dartmouth, MA 02747, reachable by
phone at
(508) 995-1311
you know what to do
My coworker was bitching the other day about how its ‘ridiculous’ that inmates get free food and shelter and even an education and I was like “you realize in return they’re forced to work, so its basically slave labor, right?” But she argued that it wasn’t the same thing =.=
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