I work at a myth-based tourist stop in this tiny ass town. my boss is a huge cheapskate. he has all these obviously fake cryptid creatures, that he makes himself. he never lets us have a day off, and he refuses to give out refunds. the only employees are me and this really chill guy who does maintenance. he’s such a dick, even forced his two grandkids (who are like 13) to work when they visited last summer.

fuck-customers:

I see what you did there, Wendy. -Abby

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