otpprompts:

Imagine that Person A is a demon/poltergeist/eldritch monstrosity of some description. Person B summons Person A, and the latter begins to explain that they will wreak havoc upon the world, leaving chaos in their wake, only for B to the respond with “Yes, good, get on with it.”

A is confused, and B adds “Get moving, lazy! I didn’t summon you to play frickin’ Yahtzee!”

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