Mabel Juice

ladyofnarnia:

“If caffeine and nightmares had a baby” –Stan Pines

From the “Gravity Falls” season two episode “Sock Opera”.

Ingredients:
Red Kool-Aid + sugar + water
Pitt Cola minus the peach pit 
     (Real life: peach sodas from Crush, Nehi, or Fresca)
Red or Pink Smile Dip
     (Real life: Fun Dip, which is the same as Pixy Stix)
A couple of 5-Hour Energy shots (…or just one. I don’t want you to die)

Directions:
Stir together with a few ice cubes and tiny plastic dinos. Serve in the pitcher of a blender (do not blend!).

In season one we saw green Mabel Juice. Simply use green Kool-Aid and green Fun Dip in the recipe above. Instead of ice cubes and dinos, drop in a troll doll and some optional dice. Serve with a bendy straw.