Ford:If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Mabel:What if it bites me and it dies?
Ford:That means you’re poisonous.
Dipper:What if it bites itself and I die?
Ford:…That’s voodoo.
Mabel:What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Ford:That’s correlation, not causation.
Soos:What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Stan:That’s kinky.