#dear diary: the search for my asshole brother in law continues #although today I picked up an overexcitable child from a desert planet who could do crazy shit with a spaceship so #……..close enough? (via notbecauseofvictories)
#ps: apparently ‘bypassing’ can be interchangeably used with ‘ripping shit out of’.#in other news when i meet my brother in law i’m going to bypass his other arm from his body





