thesnadger:

So since, if all goes well, I’ll get my copy of the Journal sometime tomorrow (knock wood, fingers crossed!) I’m making a counter right now. While I read it I’m going to just keep tally of the times I say the following sentences:

• Hmm. I’m just gonna pretend that’s not canon
• Ford what the fuck, Ford stahp
• Someone save Fiddleford McGucket
• Ford I love you but I’m going to have to fight you
• BILL YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW
• Ford bby no, shhh, shhh, it’s okay 
• (Thinking about Stan reading this page when he gets the journal) (tears pouring down face) I’m fine. This is fine.
• HOLY SHIT, DID I JUST READ THAT WITH MY EYES??

Will report on the results later.

You should just periscope reading it or something XD
Like dont show the pages, but just so you can make these sentences and people can wonder what is going on