stylistic-innocence:

Everyone stop for a moment and please consider: Howard Link as everyone’s favorite pillow.

Seriously, Allen’s already referred to him as furniture. What if people just…leaned on him…rested on him…and didn’t realize who it was? At least until .2 seconds later, when he starts yammering on and on about propriety until he gets flustered.

Plot twist: Despite his rigid appearance, he’s a comfortable pillow.