In which Link tries to feed Neah like he would Allen

Neah: *eating a normal meal and not even being the slightest bit hungry, but then he just keeps eating and eating like WHY IS THIS KID NOT FULL?!*
Neah: *is so sick of eating but. Body demands.*
Link: *keeps feeding him* Just start snacking. That body needs a lot of nutrients.
Neah: No wonder Cross made him pay for all his meals. Shit, this kid eats more than a horse.
Link: *Keeps shoving food into his mouth over and over and over and over–*
Neah: GAAAAAAHHH!! STOP FEEDING ME!!!
Neah: *tries to run away from Link*
Link: *uses the ‘Bind’ spell to catch Neah and make him sit still. And starts feeding him again.*
Johnny: *cries tears of joy in a corner* Allen’s still in there somewhere! He has the appetite!