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Request: Allen annoying Kanda by calling him “Katou”?

Allen: Katou

Allen: Katou

Allen: Hey 

Allen: Hey Katou

Allen: Katou

Allen: Katou

Allen: Katou

Kanda: Who the fuck is Katou

Allen: You are, Katou

Allen: Did you forget your name?

Allen: Did you bump your head, Katou?

Allen: I think you should see a doctor, Katou.

Kanda: Are you really this fucking stupid

Kanda: Don’t answer that

Allen: Why’re you so mean, Katou?

Kanda: Stop fucking calling me Katou

Allen: But it’s your name

Allen: What else would I call you but your name?

Allen: you should really learn to think things through, Katou.

Kanda: Kanda

Kanda: Kan-da

Kanda: K. A. N. D. A.

Allen: …

Allen: That’s a funny way of spelling Katou.

Kanda: ……………………………..

Allen: Katou, I think you’re pressing the key too hard there.

Kanda: I swear to fucking God

Kanda: I’m going to put your head on a motherfucking stake

Allen: Maybe a therapist instead of a doctor.

Allen: You know for those anger issues of yours, Katou.

Kanda: If you call me Katou one more fucking time I’m going to come over and skin you alive.

Allen: Alright, alright. I won’t call you, Katou. Geez.

Allen: Hey, Yuu-chan.

Kanda: I will murder you

Kanda: Slowly

Allen: You said not to call you Katou.

Allen: I didn’t call you Katou.

Kanda: I swear to fuck if I have to get up and go over there right now

Kanda: They’ll find your remains looking like they got sent through a motherfucking paper shredder

Allen: You know, Yuu-chan, I’d be more concerned about that temper of yours right now.

Allen: Tsk tsk.

Kanda: I don’t even think Mugen will be enough to murder you properly