panthaleia:

trickstergames:

trickstergames:

Okay but like what if Lulubell just
Does that cat thing
Pushing glasses off tables and stuff
Just looks the Earl dead in the eye and pushes precious china full of food off tables or antiques vases off the mantle
WHAT IF

@panthaleia eta: IMAGINE HER SNURGLING THE EARL

oh my god I just saw your tag and

fuck, I’m just imagining him trying to politely get her to stop without making her because he doesn’t want to make her mad, but he really does need to get up, he has an apocalypse to usher in after all

but the last time someone tried to stop her forcibly she almost took out Tyki’s eye (whether it was Tyki trying to stop her or not is completely irrelevant)

so he’s just stuck in this chair hoping she gets bored or distracted or something

(Meanwhile, his yarn is a huge knotted mess where she got to it before him)

(Do you think she does that “Everyone is Sleeping so it is Time to Run Around the House Screaming” thing?)

dead people lined up on the doorstep as gifts when she’s pleased about something

the Earl regularly wakes up to find her draped across his midriff snoring wheezily

occasionally she punches the other Noah in the face for no particular reason, then cuddles up to them a few hours later like nothing happened

the Earl tries to get her to eat things that aren’t meat or milk but she would literally rather to starve to death

and yes, she definitely runs around the house yowling at three in the morning sometimes