Ugly Meeting Prompts

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If you’re sick of starters all happy and sweet, send one in so our muses can meet!

• “Watch where you’re going, asshole!”
• “Hey, did you just touch me?!”
• “What are you doing in my house?!”
• “Oh god, please don’t be sick.”
• “Oh god, you’re choking- oh, wait, you’re not…”
• “Stay still, there’s some kind of animal on your head- oh, that’s your hair…”
• “Excuse me, but that’s my seat.”
• “Down in front?! Down in front this!”
• “If you put your feet on the back of my chair one more time…”
• “Get out of the road!”
• “Oh my god, did I hit you just now?! I’m so sorry!”
• “DRIVE, DRIVE, DRIVE! I’ll explain later!”
• “D- did you just- throw up on me?!”
• “Genius?! That book sucks! I’m sorry, I just have to interrupt!”
• “ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE- oh god I’m sorry I didn’t know you were an aquaphobe!”
• “Stop hitting my ankles with your cane, or I don’t know what I’ll do!”
• “Move it! I have places to be!”
• “It’s called the heimlich and I was trying to save your life. How was I supposed to know you weren’t even choking?”
• “JESUS CHRIST, DON’T EAT THAT, IT’LL KILL YOU!”
• “Hey, you don’t know me, but I can’t help but notice you look and smell like death.”
• “I- I didn’t think you’d hear me!”