Have a smutty Halloween!
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“I promised a reward if you did a couple’s costume with me this year. Well, I’m ready to pay up.”🎃
“I’m not sure how, but you have melted chocolate on your neck. I’ll get it off for you.”
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“You scared me, you jerk! Feel how fast my heart is beating.”
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“I can’t look! I’m hiding my face in your lap.”🎃
“Bobbing for apples is so gross. If I’m going to swap spit with a stranger, I’d rather just make out with you.”
🎃 “Do you think I can lick my way down to the stick of this lollipop? Can you keep your hands to yourself while I try?”
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“There’s hay from the truck-bed all over my ass. Can you help me get it off?”
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“This is usually the part in the slasher flick where the horny couple sneaks away from the group… follow me, unless you’re scared.”
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“I’ve never seen a sexier costume in my life. Keep it on.”
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“They say you feel cold when you’re in the presence of a ghost. What’s it mean when you start getting hot?”
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“How hard can you bite with those plastic fangs in your mouth?”
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“Halloween is basically an excuse for you to walk the streets in lingerie –and I love every second of it.”
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“I’m sorry, babe. Scaring you seemed like a funny idea at the time. Let me make it up to you?”🎃
“It was really sweet of you to give all of your candy to my [insert any relative]. It makes me want to give you something sweet too.”
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“The Ouija board just spelled ‘fuck’ and I think we should listen to it.”
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