The signs as iconic yaoi things

Aries: seme has huge shoulders tiny head
Taurus: shounen maid kuro-kun
Gemini: yaoi hands
Cancer: squishy noises
Leo: “b-but we’re both guys..”
Virgo: boku no pico
Libra: no lube
Scorpio: enzai
Sagittarius: “e-eh, ah, w-wait, ooOOH!”
Capricorn: “wait, i- i just came, you cant— Gah!”
Aquarius: seme ignoring everything the uke says
Pisces: “d-don’t touch their.. Its dirty..”