me: *summons a demon god*
demon god: YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE FREED ME. NOW I SHALL RIP APART YOUR PUNY HUMAN SOCIETY, DESTROY YOUR ARMIES AND THE ENFORCERS OF YOUR LAWS AND DEVOUR YOUR LEADERS AND POWERFUL CHAMPIONS, LEAVING CHAOS IN MY WAKE
me: yes good, get on it
demon god: WAIT, WHAT
me: get moving lazy I didn’t summon you to play fucking yahtzee