Some more weird/sad au’s for your otp’s

qulcksilvers:

“I accidentally challenged that man to a duel and I need you to be my second” AU

“My friends dared me to go down this open manhole but then they closed it again and you’re the first person who’s heard my shouts for help” AU

“We were childhood friends but you moved away in High School, and I became a doctor and you were the first patient I ever lost” AU

“We hadn’t seen each other in years and i saw you pass me on the street but as I was about to say your name I had a coughing fit and once it was gone i couldn’t find you again” AU

“We’d been flirting for weeks but it turns out that you were a reluctant part of the drug ring my undercover police taskforce was tracking, and you were shot in the takedown” AU

“The hotel double booked this room and now were both trying to decide if we should complain or see where this goes” AU

“We both got whispered at by fans because we were leaving a Marvel movie before the end credits scene. Turns out we were both extras in the scene and we went out for coffee to discuss Chris Evans but I think I like you better” AU

“I was singing High School Musical in my apartment and then I hear a knocking at the door, I open it to find simply a basketball with ‘Get your head in the game written on it” and i see your retreating back going down the hall. I will find you wildcat.” AU

“I’m a cosplayer and you’re a cosplayer and the con is in two days and we both need the last packet of hot glue sticks in the craft store. I’ll fight you for them” AU

“We got married in Vegas but it turns out we were already married. To each other. And we married other people.” AU

“We made a pact when we were seven that we would get married when we were twenty five but when we were twenty five you were already married to someone else and I was already dead. I drift through your lifetime as a ghost making sure you’re happy, but resenting it when you are.” AU