- they captured you and put me in your room because i can suppress other people’s powers so you hate me but i’m lonely and bored and want to talk to you AU
- esteemed rival chefs find each other shamefully buying ramen at 3 in the morning AU
- i know it’s the apocalypse but please can we keep this stray dog AU
- i’m posing naked in your art class please stop giggling what are you giggling at AU
- we’re at a murder mystery party and i’m convinced you’re the killer AU
- i’ve never actually talked to you but i had a dream we were in a relationship and now i have a crush on you AU
- you thought i was the leader and you’re treating me like royalty and i’m just going to go with it AU
- your grandma is really forward even though i swear we’re just friends AU
- we’ve been dating for a while and i finally showed you my pet snake and you look sick do you need to lie down AU