placentalmammal:

SU episodes I desperately want:

• Steven joins a rec-league soccer team. The gems become the ULTIMATE SOCCER MOMS, much to Steven’s chagrin.
• Ronaldo encounters Jasper, is immediately smitten.
• Garnet splits up (FOR SOME REASON) and Sapphire fuses w/ Pearl. Ultimate Sensible Mom attempts to roll Steven in bubble wrap. It is up to Amethyst and Ruby to fuse and form Ultimate Fun Mom and rescue Steven.
• Peridot joins Mayor Dewey’s re-election campaign.
• The gems go out of town for a week to chase a monster, and Connie pet sits Lion.
• 11 minutes of Jasper doing shoulder presses in a tank top. Lots of grunting.
• Steven and Amethyst fuse and attempt to drink the entire ocean.
• Lapis has a nice weekend. Everything is beautiful, nothing hurts.