A list of scenes they better not cut from the Netflix

kiwiwatermelonsupreese:

valarhalla:

kiwiwatermelonsupreese:

• Violet with the grappling hook in book 1. the movie made it be klaus and that’s my biggest beef with the movie tbh.
• Mr. Poe losing his shit and cursing the deities from like 9 different religions plus Charles Darwin
• Zombies in the snow
• The Anxious Clown. (especially when Larry’s like ‘the special fun family appetizer is a bunch of fried stuff and some sauce’)
• the Baudelaires being allergic to peppermint
• in book 4 when Sir’s like ‘HEY JERKS DON’T COME BACK HERE’ and Olaf just shrugs and keeps running
• Phil’s leg
• Sunny’s epic battle with Dr. Orwell
• Cafe Salmonella
• Sunny climbing up an elevator shaft with her face
• anything sunny does that’s badass tbh
• the Volunteers Fighting Disease song
• Lemony’s weird tangent about Bug Jail
• Esme fighting Klaus with knife shoes
• when violet is able to make a bungee rope out of rubber bands despite being doped to the eyeballs from anaesthetic
• queen debbie and her boyfriend tony
• ‘is it even safe to eat raw toast?’
• olaf’s experimental evil laughs
• tap dancing fairy princess ballerina veterinarian

“I can’t stand the lyrics, Someone should tell her “gorgeous” doesn’t begin with M”

The Alphabet Snow Scouts

“If one is allergic to something, it is best not to put that thing in one’s mouth, particularly if the thing is cats”.

The Tagliatelle Grande. THE TAGLIATELLE GRANDE.

“Trout: In France, They’re Out.”

“ZEUS AND HERA, NATHANIEL HAWTHORNE”

“The moral of snow white is “never eat apples”. The moral of world war one is “never assassinate archduke Ferdinand.”

The page of evers. Make it look like a voicover glitch, I don’t know, but get in there somehow. 

every fourth wall break tbh. like the two pages of solid black and the deja vu thing and the FUN FACTS ABOUT THE WATER CYCLE!

also when Lemony apologises for the cliffhanger chapter ending