rcmclachlan:

yesiamspock:

thefaultinourstars:

yesiamspock Wasn’t this you a few days ago?

THAT IS BASICALLY ME 100% I DID EXACTLY THAT, NO LIE. OH MY GOD

Replace the spraying with throwing things like shoes and lamps and missing the target completely while cursing like a truck driver in the middle of a blowjob and you’ve got me in a nutshell.