Japanese: hai, aisenai – yes, not love
Finnish: hai, ai se nai – shark, oh it’s fucking
japanese vs polish
Japanese: daisuki – I really like you
Polish: daj suki (you say it the same way) – give me bitches
japanese vs swedish
Japanese: kissa – drinking tea
Swedish: kissa – peeing
Japanese vs Russian
Japanese: hana – a flower
Russian: хана (same pronunciation) – a word you use when something/one is about to get fucked up