(I was thinking about sending this to you but I was thinking no I still gotta answer all these RPs I’m doing but this one sounds really fun so lets do this >=D)
Number: 4. A bunch of dildos
(I made the mistake of taking a drink of my water while checking the list to see what the number generated corresponded to and nearly spit my water all over my desk. omfg this is something Lavi would get Allen, not the other way around…)
Allen was very glad he had a great poker-face as he held out a box to Lavi.
“Happy Birthday Lavi!” He said with a grin, barely able to keep his voice steady. He was glad that he had been able to catch Lavi hiding in an unoccupied lounge, there was no way he would give Lavi this present in front of others, even if it were obviously a joke. He did try to maintain an innocent image, after all. But the idea of Lavi’s expression as he opened the box was too tempting, so Allen gave into the temptation of giving Lavi a prank gift.
“Oh definitely. Can’t let such a great gift go ta waste, y’know.” He was mostly just messing with the other now. He just wanted to see how he’d react. Though he seemed pretty calm right now.
Allen felt like this prank was backfiring somehow, though he wasn’t even sure exactly why he felt so bothered at the idea of Lavi making use of this gift. Or maybe it was the idea he would be making use of it with someone else?
“Umm, yea, I guess…” he wasn’t sure how to respond to that kind of stuff. If it were Cross, he would have thrown a bottle at his head or something… but Lavi implying he did things like that? It just made his chest hurt to even think about…
“Well… glad you like it. I, um, gotta… go help Jerry with something.” Allen said, deciding he would rather just not think about why this was making him feel bad.
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