(I was thinking about sending this to you but I was thinking no I still gotta answer all these RPs I’m doing but this one sounds really fun so lets do this >=D)
Number: 4. A bunch of dildos
(I made the mistake of taking a drink of my water while checking the list to see what the number generated corresponded to and nearly spit my water all over my desk. omfg this is something Lavi would get Allen, not the other way around…)
Allen was very glad he had a great poker-face as he held out a box to Lavi.
“Happy Birthday Lavi!” He said with a grin, barely able to keep his voice steady. He was glad that he had been able to catch Lavi hiding in an unoccupied lounge, there was no way he would give Lavi this present in front of others, even if it were obviously a joke. He did try to maintain an innocent image, after all. But the idea of Lavi’s expression as he opened the box was too tempting, so Allen gave into the temptation of giving Lavi a prank gift.
“Alright then.” He muttered, closing the box and putting it to the side. He thought for a moment and then smirked at Allen, ‘winking’ at him. “Thanks, Sprout. I’m sure I’ll find some use for these things.”
Allen had not expected that sort of reaction. He resisted the curious and jealous urge to ask ‘What sort of use?’, and laughed awkwardly.
“Well I guess its good that they’re still useful, even as a joke…” he said, scratching the back of his head.
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