I want a group of vampires that live in a house with one human

rileyomalley:

mrkenyon:

bunny1x1:

and they’re constantly yelling “DO NOT EAT THE HUMAN” at each other

And when the human gets mad, they make a garlic heavy dish and smirks from the window as they all are stalking outside until they can come in

Also they just all love the human so much, like the human is their pet, when in reality the human bosses them all around. 

Fund it.

…goddamnit GUESS IM GONNA HAVE TO DRAW SOME SHIT