- I accidentally spilled hydrochloric acid on you so you really need to use the emergency shower and omg, if i knew you looked that good shirtless and wet i would have spilled it on you much earlier in the semester
- You caught me looking at your answers in the lab but you really need to let me keep copying you, please, I have no idea what i’m even looking at under the microscope
- No one should look as good as you do in safety goggles
- could you please stop saying “the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”???? it’s fucking physics
- you keep messing up this titration and if i see this solution go bright bloody purple one more time i will beat you with the measuring cylinder
- i’m sorry i keep messing up the titration
- i fainted during the dissection and you’re the one who caught me