ok but hear me out like? lavi butt-dialing lenalee and her overhearing him talking to allen about her? and it’s all gross corny stuff mixed in with him having a meltdown because he doesn’t deal with his feelings very well like at all what is he going to do?? he’s in love with her?? he can’t be in love with someone how’s he supposed to deal with that!!
but also holy shit allen she’s so gorgeous and sweet and caring and strong and her smile’s got me like!! and i kinda want her to step on me bro!! what the fuck am i supposed to do with that!! stop laughing at me you asshole listen she laughed and i spilled some coffee on myself bc i was too focused on her! i can’t do this!!