some cute aus

fullhomosapien:

• “i promised myself that i would get along with my roommate in college but you like star trek and i like star wars and this is never gonna work” au

• “i see you jogging around my block every morning so i guess it’s my fault i accidentally left my curtains open when changing while you passed by” au

• “you kissed my on the playground the day before you moved away in the 4th grade and now your dorm is right across the hall from mine” au

• “a number i don’t know accidentally texted me an address for a party and i decided to go anyways because, what the hell? but it turns out this is your party and i’ve had a crush on you since the 6th grade” au

• “we’ve been best friends for practically our whole lives but you’re a thousand times more popular than me so you dragged me to a big party and now we’re playing spin the bottle and you spin and it lands on me oh crap” au

• “you’re the new person working at this department store but you’re stupid and made a mess and now the boss is pissed off so i took the blame for you but that’s okay because now we have sex in the storage room during breaks” au

• “my friends forced me to ride this roller coaster but i just ate so now i puked all over the floor and you are an amusement park staff who is rushing over to help me but oh god you’re cute and i have chunks of barf on my lips” au

• “i’ve had a crush on you since kindergarten and we’re working on a science project together at my house but when i leave the room you dig through my stuff and find a box dedicated to you under my bed and no those aren’t the valentines day cards you gave me in the 2nd grade” au

• “we met at a concert and we’re singing all the lyrics together and having a great time but you lock your gaze with me when my favourite romantic line comes on and i think i’m in love” au

• “i used to pick on you in middle school and then we went to separate high schools but now you’re at my college and your hot as hell and really popular” au

• “i’m obsessed with a supper nerdy online game that i constantly get picked on for liking but then i meet a new person on this game and it turns out to be you, the most popular person in the entire school” au

• “i never really knew you until this school year when we coincidentally both dyed our hair the same bright colour and now everyone ships us” au

• “i use morse code to talk to my friend during class but it turns out you know morse code too and now you know that i think you have a cute butt” au