Your muse opens a present from mine, send “Surprise!” and I’ll generate a number(1-30) of what my muse got for you (SOME NSFW)

memes-away:

1. A box of puppies
2. My muse in lingerie
3. A fruitcake
4. A bunch of dildos
5. A stinkbomb
6. Edible Underwear
7. Handcuffs
8. A box of kittens
9. Coal
10. Socks
11. A fleshlight
12. A mail-order bride
13. A camera full of nude photos of themselves
14. A sex tape of my muse masturbating
15. A book
16. A maid outfit
17. Alcohol
18. A new video game
19. The newest volume of their favorite manga
20. A punch in the face
21. A box of snakes
22. Sleeping gas
23. A nerf gun and a letter saying “come outside”
24. Laser Tag
25. items to build a fort with
26. A guitar
27. Cat ears and tail
28. A box of candy
29. A stuffed toy
30. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING