Sirius: Moony, can you please tell Mr Prongs that I’m still not talking with him?
Remus: Sure, Padfoot, I’m equally anxious to hear what Prongs has to say to us.
Sirius: Can you please explain why I don’t give a fuck about what he has to say?
Remus: Prongs, can you please talk before Padfoot pee his pants?
Sirius: Please tell him that he’s the most obnoxious little piece of shit I’ve ever known.
Remus: Prongs, Sirius thinks you’re the most brilliant bastard he has ever known.
Sirius: And I don’t want to know shit about any prank-
Remus: He can’t wait until the next prank.
Sirius: And I hate him so muc—
Remus: He’s actually so deeply in love with you.
Sirius: And please make him shut the fuck up—
Remus: He loves your voice so much, please keep going.
Sirius:
Sirius: Wormtail, can you please tell Mr Moony that I’m not talking with him?
Peter: Moony, Padfoot is not talking with you—
Sirius: Thank you!
Peter: —because he thinks there are better things you can do with your mouth.
Sirius:
Sirius: That’s not totally untrue, but now I’m not talking with you as well, Wormtail. Prongs, tell him.