the-whovian-down-baker-street:
I am likely to be briefly admired and eaten soon.
THIS IS GOING TO SUCK.
I’m not screwed but the rest of would be if I was evil. Luckily, I’ll just use my new powers to have some fun.
*starts stabbing arms with forks*
*tumbles downstairs*
*slaps self*
“Pain is hilarious!”I am a princess with fabulous hair, I regret nothing.
LETS SPLIT UP GANG
WHY DID THIS HAVE TO CROSS MY DASH NOW OF ALL TIMES? I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE!